More Junk Mail

Ah, you know the market is doing better when you start getting junk mail like this:

This one appeals to two emotions - 1) the dream of doing little work for big money (good luck!), and 2) the ability to make money when the news is bad (who doesn't want to do that?). Given how much the market has rallied over the last few weeks, I'm sure this ad will pull in hundreds of new subscribers.